Aries: has no chill
Taurus: has too much chill
Gemini: needs to shut the fuck up
Cancer: won't stop crying
Leo: keeps checking the mirror
Virgo: talks while you listen to your fave song ????
Libra: wears too much makeup
Scorpio: has a boner
Sagittarius: probably snorts paprika for fun
Capricorn: cleans too much or not enough
Aquarius: ditches babies
Pisces: needs rehab